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Jokes For the Summer
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Thursday, June 19, 2014
Read and practice these jokes to share with family and friends.

Why was the broom late? 

                                            It overswept.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

                                           To hit the high notes.

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?         

                                           It always went back four seconds.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

                                           She couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the teacher go to the beach?

                                           To test the waters.

What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

                                           Square meals

 

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